Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?
"Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"
What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand? It starts with P and ends with S.
Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs.
A Stormtrooper went golfing today.
I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth
Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money.
Be alert!
Vermont has 5 seasons:
Forget hydrogen,
What comes before OP?
By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden.
Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough
I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why don't melons run away to get married?
Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance,
I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me.
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?
My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a...
I had a crazy dream last night.