Did you hear about that new species of mosquito?
What do you call someone incapable of eating people?
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night.
Why is the peanut crying?
I've just started work as a human chess piece.
What do you call lying furniture?
Why are hamburgers essential to football?
A 13-year-old told me I was cool for an old person and asked if I was 23.
The vendor asks what an Oasis burger is.
What's the worst cut of steak?
4 out of 5 dentists agree...
Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?
All the jokes about iPhone 6S
Why do Redditors pay with exact change?
She: Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place. He(smiling): Why thank u.. are u single?
Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?
Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?
What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?