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The One-Eyed Thief

The police are looking for a thief with one eye.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Binary Basics

There are 10 kinds of people in the world...

Emergency Services

911? Yes I need to report an incident. What is it mam? THIS. GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE!

Academic Anxiety

I had the dream again,

Radioactive Thumbs

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

Reflective Drinking

My doctor told me to watch my drinking.

Metallic Heartbreak

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

Reflective Career Choice

I've always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...

Global Warming Appreciation

Shout out to Mother Earth!

Zoo-perior Strength

I got the eye of the tiger...

Gene Therapy

What is Gene Therapy?

Grocery Store Logic

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Hindsight

Where do you see yourself in five years?

A Musical Tragedy

Breaking News: Video has been arrested today

A Painful Walk

A blind man walks into a bar,

The Dark Lord's Commute

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

A Tail of Retail

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

Muffins

So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, 'Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?'

The Rap Game

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?