If mankind has learned one thing from human history,
What nationality is Santa Claus?
My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits.
The true test of a child is not how he treats his friends,
There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling "I HAVE THE POWEEER!" like He-Man
Two crows walk into a bar.
Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?
Where can you find a dog with no legs?
I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardboard box fort,
What is a polygon?
For the low, low price of $14.95, I'll send you my instructional DVD,
Whenever I stub my toe
Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
What is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company?
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious?
Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?
All the kings horses and all the kings men
I just finished a whole stick chap stick without losing it or replacing it.
