S is my favorite letter
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
A guy walks into a bar...
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ??
Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to...
I have a joke about couches.
Autocorrect just changed "I am on my way" to "I am on my waffle."
The Grapes of Wrath 2:
A vegan, feminist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar...
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does a police officer go to the bathroom?
What do you feed a disappearing cat?
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
Why do scuba divers go in the water backwards?
I want to study... the area below your curves...
Yes, life is meaningless,
Don't let them fool you.
You really have to question the judgment
Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly.....
Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks!