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Dubstep Valentine

How does Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

Emergency Confusion

Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born?

Legal Humpty

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall

Wedding Video Review

A slightly drunk woman is watching TV and yelling at the screen, "Don't go there! Don't go up the stairs! Don't go into the church you dumb bitch!" Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

A Timeless Tale

Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's?

The Mystery of IDK

What does "IDK" mean?

Workplace Inquiries

Apparently googling "how to get suspended with pay" from my work computer

Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar?

You'd think the third guy would've ducked.

Woodstock Memories

40% of Americans over 60 believe...

Froggy Happiness

Why are frogs happy?

Cannibal Cuisine

What is a cannibal's favorite fruit?

The Poet's Plight

There once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he would blow it

Footwear Logistics

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Weekend Recap

Respond to every 'How was your weekend?' today by staring off into the distance...

Play on Words

I really want to come up with a play on words

The Desk Paradox

A clean desk is a sign of...

A Quick Exit

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

Canine Computing

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

Unreturnable Words

The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back.

Galactus's Dietary Restrictions

Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY.

The Force of Gift Giving

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?