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The Polar Personality

I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!

Parenting Tactics

When my kids are bad I take them out to the woodshed

The Bacon Connection

Kevin Bacon likes to play

Indifferent Inquiry

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

Solo Performance

I played a piano duet with myself...

Cranial Logic

Headaches aren't real..

Making a Scene

Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding,

Festive Searching

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

The Goalkeeper

When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper

A Hard Lesson

I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets.

The Orange Rhyme

Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange

A Salty Response

Wanna hear a joke about sodium?

The Cinematic Stutter

Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter?

Firewall Breakthrough

I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night.

Password Security

I needed a password at least eight characters long

Screen Size Confusion

9: What did that message on the TV say? Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen.

Knightly Tunes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

Meatloaf Ultimatum

My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography.

World Domination

The best thing about hand sanitiser is that

A Man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo

He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance.

A Minimalist Epitaph

When I die I want my tombstone to read,