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The Bueller Maneuver

Next time you order coffee at Starbucks

The Rule of Moderation

All things in moderation.

Spy at the Beach

What did the spy say at the glass beach?

Home Invasion

Me: So, you come here often? Him:

A Culinary Regret

I became a vegan yesterday...

Snooze Control

You know how they say "if you snooze you lose"...

The Habitual Enforcers

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

Marathon Motivation

I don't need to run a marathon

Culinary Branding

Tater Tots is a much better name than the original...

The Braided Passenger

Airline passenger fell asleep on my shoulder.

Social Media Math

I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends.

The Birds and the Bees

A lady asked me where my adopted son came from and I said if she doesn't know by now where babies come from

The Linguistic Confession

Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve, acquit, forgive me,

The Structural Integrity Specialist

I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.

Dining with Ducks

Do you know the problem with ordering duck?

Fruit Confusion

If life gives you melons,

A Soup-erior Correction

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

The Hunchback Website

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?

Calculated Sobriety

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Vegetable Preferences

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?