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A Musical Financial Crisis

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Physics of Faith

Why do physicists love going to church

Tight Situation

Your pants are so tight...

The Spectacle Salesman

"No no no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!"

The Amazon Mystery

I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon.

The Chess Champion

I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe. We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game.

The Chef's Departure

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?

Cheesy Puns

I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses.

Shell Station

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Mountain Math

What's shorter than Mt. Everest?

Odd Behavior

Why are teenage girls so odd?

Mathematical Ineptitude

"Describe yourself in 4 words."

The Extreme Easter Bunny

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

Avocado Quacking

What does a Mexican duck say?

Eye Exercises

Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape.

Reverse Psychology

A man walks into a library and says

The Profitable Crush

If I had a dollar for every time I think about you,

Office Petty

Whosoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble...

A Grating Experience

Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas.

Trunk Logistics

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

The One Who Knocks

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?