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Ape Walk

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

The Box Hater

I raised my hand during my kickboxing lesson to ask when we get to kick boxes.

Reggae Typography

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Denim Genetics

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

The Parking Predicament

"I need to find somewhere to park," I told my wife. "What about over there?" she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you?"

Low Resolution

I have an old resolution

A Missed Linguistic Opportunity

The fact that we're not calling stepdads "faux pas,"

Marine Biology Humor

What do you call a fat female assassin?

Heightened Expectations

My doctor told me if I was 5" taller I'd be at the ideal weight,

Philosophical Breakfast

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

A Statistical Mystery

In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds.

The Bar Crawl

Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Three ducks walk into a bar.

Condensed Kitty

Why was the cat so small?

Canine Nomenclature

I wonder what my dog named me.

Artistic Breakfast

What do modern artists eat for breakfast?

A Hairy Situation

They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work.

Pub Priorities

If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub,

Cultured Geography

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Camping Conflict

Camping as a couple is stressful...

The Biscuit Workout

In an attempt to build some exercise into my daily routine, I've put the biscuits on a higher shelf.

Lunar Dining

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?