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Candy Economics

An M&M for 50 cent!?

The Droid Defense

I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars

A Nerd joke..

A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?"

The Aging Horror Fan

You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered

Hotel California Customer Service

Checking out of Hotel California: You can check-out any time you like. 'Okay yes, now.' But you can never leave!

Mythological Melodies

What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music?

Taylor Swift Problems

Cause the players gonna play play play, the haters gonna hate hate hate,

Autocorrected Lunch

I had a really good joke...

Godly Gains

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

Face Off at the Bar

Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar.

Grandpa's Favorite

My grandpa would always tell me "You're my favorite granddaughter."

Laughtose Intolerance

I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all

Redneck Last Words

What are a redneck's last two words before dying?

Dressing for Dinner

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

Meteorological Small Talk

A Meteorologist's best subject is small talk.

The Crustacean Conundrum

What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station?

An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure

but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape...

Mathematical Misunderstandings

Why didn't 2x befriend x^2?

Military Fashion

Where did the general put his armies?

Joe Hill

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

Hairline History

One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline...