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Arboreal Prejudice

What do you call a hatred for large plants?

Do imaginary octopi have

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A Magnanimous Gesture

Friend: "Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?" Me: "Sure"

The Abyss Next Door

When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you, wraps a towel around itself and screams...

Avian Housing Market

Why do birds live in nests?

The Cheesy Emergency

I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads

Digital Drama

Me: Alexa, did you hear what Siri just said about you?!

The Maternal Inquiry

Mothers are always one question

A Corny Inquiry

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn?

A Roman Introduction

I, for one...

The pun-ishment of notes

When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars.

A Pointless Observation

Without nipples,

Man goes into the store...

It's been a big year for my ten-year-old. Two months ago, he attended his first confession....

Career Advice

They say choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life...

The Element of Surprise

Never threaten anyone.

Poolside Pachyderms

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

The Cruelest Birthday Candles

When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...

Watery Pranks

Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara

Undercover Rapper

When 2 Chainz doesn't want to be recognized,

The Weeping Shower

Why was the shower crying?

Street Smart Cookie

My mom let the street raise me,