Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Stick Shift Redux
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
The Ice Cream Incident
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
A Frighteningly Bossy Encounter
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
The Raining Champion
I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather.
A Sudden Realization
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
Financial Advice
Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience stores???
The Dapper Detective
What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?
A Noodle Prayer
Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat.
Shocking Kitchen Advice
If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife?
The Never-Ending Question
4-year-old: Tell me a scary story! Me: One time little people popped out of your mom and they never stopped asking questions.
My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors
"If you want to leave" I told her,
Patriotic Sneeze
What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?