Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Snickers Distraction
Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers.
Hydrant Factory Blues
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:
The Rickroll Collection
Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.
Lawn Care Tragedy
I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.
The Delivery Room Dilemma
As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, "Push!"
Toddler Troubles
It's amazing the little things you learn about your kids as they grow everyday.
Charades Catastrophe
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack
The Zoo Exhibit
I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog.
The Polar Pause
So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"
The Parenting Myth
Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with.
Slippery Mosquitoes
If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off...