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Snowman Conversations

What did one snowman say to the other?

So my neighbor knocks on my door.

So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!?

The Three-Second Outing

Glad I spent 40 minutes getting my 1 year old dressed

A Legal Loophole

I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years.

Retail Paranoia

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

The Sleepy Cow

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

Stevie's Perspective

If I were Stevie Wonder I would say 'I'll believe it when I see it' in response to pretty much anything

The Greedy Crustacean

How did the shrimp eat all the fish food?

The Termite's Query

A termite walks into a bar...

Corporate Yolo

*boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"

The Outlaw Dog

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

Holy Heroes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

Higher Education

Why did the M&M go to university?

A Pica-resque Tale

A man with pica walks into a bar...

Pirate Getaway

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

The Ultimate Introvert

I'm so introverted

A Visionary Breakup

I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye.

Taco Bell Security

If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective,

Geometry Problems

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

Musical Marital Status

50% of mariachi bands

Ancestral Occupations

If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)