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Hotel California Customer Service

Checking out of Hotel California: You can check-out any time you like. 'Okay yes, now.' But you can never leave!

Taylor Swift Problems

Cause the players gonna play play play, the haters gonna hate hate hate,

Autocorrected Lunch

I had a really good joke...

Godly Gains

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

Face Off at the Bar

Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar.

Grandpa's Favorite

My grandpa would always tell me "You're my favorite granddaughter."

Redneck Last Words

What are a redneck's last two words before dying?

Dressing for Dinner

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

The Crustacean Conundrum

What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station?

An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure

but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape...

Mathematical Misunderstandings

Why didn't 2x befriend x^2?

Military Fashion

Where did the general put his armies?

Joe Hill

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

Fruit Frustrations

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Subway Alarm Clock

Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop.

The Blind Spot Dilemma

Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?

A Balanced Breakfast

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

A Quacking Good Time

Me: C'mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck*

Rewinding Sales

My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive

The Laundry Bucket List

I try to live each day like it's my last.

Stoner Finance

Where do stoners keep their money?