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The Aspiring Aviator

My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."

Pork Problems

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....

A Light Snack

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball

Culinary Logic

Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs.

Jury Duty Hack

You can get out of jury duty on the first day

A Flock of Seagulls

A group of guys with ponytails is called...

Anatomical Blasphemy

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

Jungle Hide and Seek

A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek...

Psychic Vacation

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

The Impossible Order

A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese...

The Strongest Days

What are the strongest days of the week?

My Son Isn't Mine?

I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.

Survival Skills

I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse,

Eight-Armed Envy

What animal do I respect most? The octopus.

Frozen Ambitions

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th-

The DIY Expert's Confession

I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.

Vain Twig

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

Stormy Weather

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

Whale of a Problem

Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job?

Fitness Trail Motivation

We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail,