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The Pointless Crossing

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

The Irish Feast

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

The Fruit Stand

A builder came up to me. He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"

The Truant's Trap

Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, "Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."

Quoting the Quotes

Please make sure

The Parent Performance

Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.

Ayyy!

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

Parental Responsibility

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

The Dyslexic Agnostic

Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

Age Appropriate

4yo: Raise your hand if you are young. Me: *raises hand. 4yo: No, daddy, not you.

The Burrito Infinite Loop

If you eat your burrito over a tortilla,

Capital Gains

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

A Grizzly Request

"Bear with me"

The Average Comfort

Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice?

Swipe Right

I used to have a phone with a really good user interface...

The Library Fire

MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section

Tech Attraction

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Musical Haunting

The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed.

The Bar Exam

A Guy Walks Into A Bar........ Wait For It........

The Memory Conference

I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference.

Bunny Brew

Why do rabbits love beer?