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French Toast

I saw French toast on the menu at a small restaurant and asked the waitress what the '10% more French' meant.

By Chuckles

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Priorities

I don't care who dies in the movie...

By Chuckles

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Digital Etiquette

Friends don't force friends to...

By Chuckles

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Botanical Biology

If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid.

By Chuckles

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A Visionary Investment

I let a blind man borrow some money the other day.

By Chuckles

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Health Advice

Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day

By Chuckles

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Rapper Pet Problems

Rappers are terrible with pets:

By Chuckles

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Reptilian Detective

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

By Chuckles

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Parenting Assistant

Siri, answer all of my toddler's stupid questions.

By Chuckles

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SIRI-ously?

My sister got an iPhone 5c. I asked if I could C it, she said 'No',

By Chuckles

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Royal Puns

Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride?

By Chuckles

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Dental Horror

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

By Chuckles

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A Reflective Career

My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory.

By Chuckles

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Wood You Be Mine?

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

By Chuckles

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Canadian Courtesy

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

By Chuckles

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The Name Game

Name please? "Yo-Yo Ma". Your full name?

By Chuckles

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Avian Philosophy

YOLO

By Chuckles

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Geometry Anxiety

What did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up?

By Chuckles

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Ambience or Ambulance?

[first date] "What's wrong?" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] "You mean ambience"

By Chuckles

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The Strongest Days

What are the strongest days?

By Chuckles

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The Woods Walk

A clown and a child walk into the dark woods. The child looks up at the clown and says "I'm scared."

By Chuckles

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