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Missed Opportunities

A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots.

Dairy Dialogue

What did one dairy cow say to another?

A Timely Gift

I hope I get a watch for Christmas!

The PTA Strategy

Hitting on women at this PTA meeting

The Phantom Party

I like to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up.

My Body Filed a Complaint

I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.

Noble Silence

I told a joke about noble gasses the other day.

Unimpressed Dairy

What did the unimpressed cheese say?

The Nutritionist's Loophole

My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers,

The Digital Disappointment

Looked up from my phone for a few minutes.

The Pirate's Milestone

What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday?

The Zen Hotdog

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

The Frozen Vintage

Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not. Husband: the oven timer just went off.

Academic Overachievers

Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...

Cheesy Humor

Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

The Gum Solution

This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that "it stays in your system forever,"

The Tech Singer

What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer?

Snowman Sniffing

Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says...

Market Volatility

I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!!

The Flintstone Difference

What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi?

Icebreaker

So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs?