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Fruitless Business

An apple a day...

The Web Specialist

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

The Neighborhood Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The Academic Late-comer

I think my professor might not know my name.

Naval Strategy

Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers.

A Folding Business

Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets.

A Fiery Family

A Mexican fireman had twin boys.

Royal Maintenance

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Crib Review

I slept in my son's crib last night.

Culinary Physics

Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate.

Relationship Advice

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Woodland Espionage

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

The Constipated Dyslexic

Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic?

Funeral Etiquette

[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad

Tech Support Logic

Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it?

The Sadist's Refusal

A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist starts pleading, 'Hit me! Please hit me!'

A Typist's Promotion

I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters...

Parenting Priorities

'I want to see other kids.'

The PT Cruiser Rivalry

Just found out I'm willing to drive 40mph over the speed limit

Tetris Training

I'm pretty sure I have all of those countless hours spent playing Tetris to thank

The Perfect Interviewee

Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?" Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that?"