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Aural Logic

Overheard at work: "that is music to my ears".

The Silent Treat

A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime,

A Positive Breakup

My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said "Great Job!"

A Damp Afterlife

In hell,

The Price of Dining

Being poor means having to read the menu card...

Magical Laundry

I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat...

The Reindeer's Vision

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

The Ultimate Exaggeration

LPT:

The Emotional Thief

Have you heard about the sensitive burglar?

Family Disguise

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

Pancake Passion

Her: Are you even capable of love?

Labeling Issues

I always get told off when introducing my wife...

The Misunderstood App

Her: Do you kik?

A Friendly PC

My computer said hello to me

Mime Crime

I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night.

The Overachieving Vacuum

My vacuum cleaner is so good

A Sketchy Situation

Cartoonist found dead in home.

6yo Son

Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower?

Winter Anatomy

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

The Sinking iPod

I named my iPod "The Titanic."

Budgeting Like a Pro

Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart.