Puns

Word play and puns

11 posts

The Math Book Problems

Why was the math book sad?

The Clock Appetite

Why did the clock go back for seconds?

The Atom Trust Issue

Why should you never trust atoms?

The Skeleton Bar

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

The Ocean Conversation

What did the ocean say to the beach?

The Cheese Factory Tour

I went on a tour of a cheese factory last week.

The Broken Pencil

I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil.

The Claustrophobic Astronaut

Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA?

The Bicycle Mystery

Why could nobody find the bicycle?

The Scarecrow Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award?