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The Math Book Problems

Why was the math book sad? … Because it had too many problems....

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The Clock Appetite

Why did the clock go back for seconds? … Because it was hungry for more time....

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The Atom Trust Issue

Why should you never trust atoms? … Because they make up everything....

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The Skeleton Bar

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? … He had no body to go with....

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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? … He just could not see himself doing it....

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The Ocean Conversation

What did the ocean say to the beach? … Nothing, it just waved....

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The Cheese Factory Tour

I went on a tour of a cheese factory last week. … It was really gouda....

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The Broken Pencil

I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil. … But there is no point....

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The Claustrophobic Astronaut

Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA? … He just needed more space....

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The Bicycle Mystery

Why could nobody find the bicycle? … Because it was two-tired....

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The Scarecrow Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award? … Because he was outstanding in his field....

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