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Literal Parenting

Until I had kids I didn't realize that "bouncing off the walls"

The Adulthood Paradox

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,

The Math Trilogy

I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series.

Sledding Blues

Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled.

A Leak in the Sink

So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, "Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"

Dashboard Dining

Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light

The Last Kick

I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket.

The Naive Hydration

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water?

The Hypochondriac's Superpower

My special power is reading about a disease

The Skrillex Phase

I went through a Skrillex phase. I had to stop though.

Spanish Dairy

what if soy milk is just regular milk....

Spilling the Evidence

Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Aging Gracefully

I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now.

A Little Hoarse

Sarah Jessica Parker's kid cannot start kindergarten today with all the other children due to a medical condition,

Future Problems

The problem with traveling into the future is that it's hard to determine the date

A Ticking Appetite

Have you ever eaten a clock?

Cinematic Spoilers

I just watched Fast and Furious the other day,

The Panther's Agenda

The Pink Panther's To Do list:

The Social Media Grudge

"Well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"

The Honest Liar

Never underestimate the value of stretching...

A Timely Observation

Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day.