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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Baker's Dilemma

Two Scotsmen walk past a baker. One turns to the other and says 'Is that a cake or a meringue?'

Broken Pencils

Broken pencils...

Whale of an Argument

Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds,

Time for Crime

Did you hear about the calendar thief?

Grammar School Dropout

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

Calculus and Governance

Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country

Holiday Humor

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Poultry Health

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

The Ultimate Comeback

My dad told a lame joke today I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes.

Speedy Comebacks

POLICE: Sir, do you know how fast you were going?

Noodle Prayer

Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco.

Number Confusion

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Canine Complaint

Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today...

Vinyl Decorating

Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl.

Desert Island Preferences

Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be?

Atheist Gaming

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

A Chilly Musical Pun

Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold...

Facebook Connections

The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is,

Financial Horror

My bank account status is...

Window Shopping

I don't like drive-thru's

Monopoly with Chuck

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.