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Rolling Stones Burgers

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Jaws

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

Internet Privacy

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

A Sharp Mistake

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

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The Gator's Order

A guy walks into a bar and asks "Do you serve lawyers?" The bartender responds "Yes, of course!"

A Doctor with a Spotless Record

Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient.

Olympic Aspirations

I don't have a swimmer's body.

A Heavy Snack

I once ate a watch.

We're going to need a bigger pocket.

iPhone 6 Plus

Have you heard the joke about the three rats?

Have you heard the joke about the three rats?

A Breezy Encounter

Just saw Elle Fanning.

Linguistic Confusion

[running amok in flames]

The Missing Feature

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway?

Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway?

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A Palindromic Problem

My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards.

One and Only

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's Split Up, City Hall

Freddy from Scooby-Doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A. in the 90s.

Mythical Soccer Struggles

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Personal Hygiene Fashion

A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater...

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