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Garden Slumber

I grow herbs in my bed.

The Reasonable Genie

*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie,

Reservation Frustration

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff

Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

Sally

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Blurred Vision

I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses.

A Meaty Insult

How do you insult a hamburger patty?

A Musical Direction

I heard One Direction released a new album recently...

Hiring Regrets

Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat.

Feng Shui Fumble

I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui

A Respectful Distance

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

At a First Date Conversation

He: "I work with animals every day!" She: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"

Breakdancing Boundaries

You can only push me so far before I...

The Counting Conundrum

There are three types of people...

Bathroom Peer Pressure

There is no peer pressure like

Domestic Filth

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!

A Hare-brained Idea

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

Lifeguard Duties

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Spotty Attendance

A guy calls into work and says, "I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots." The boss asks, "Have you seen a doctor?"

Grammar Warfare

When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.

Gym Motivation

Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start?