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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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High Standards

I've struggled for years to be above the influence...

The Donut Interview

INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth*

Self-Correction

Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions?

Chalkboard Philosophy

Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary,

Turtle Power Romance

How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout "Heroes in a half shell."

The Christmas Disappointment

My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with.

Vampiric Dining

Do hamburgers make good vampires?

A Bright Idea in Brazil

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

Camouflaged Cattle

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Fridge Logistics

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

Lumberjack Cinema

What's a lumberjack's favorite director?

Social Media Breakups

Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook

A Bit of Out-of-the-Box Thinking

Shoutout to people who don't know what the opposite of in is.

Caption Chaos

You know what I hate the most...?

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs

One says to the other "should we stop and outnumber them?"

Aquatic Warfare

Two fish are in a tank...

The Amazon Paradox

Remember before Amazon reviews?

Musical Alignment

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Utensil Philosophy

If chopsticks were really better than a fork...

Cinematic Safety

A good rule of thumb is to...

Pigeon Economics

I'd give these pigeons some bread