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Musical Haunting

The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed.

By Chuckles

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The Memory Conference

I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference.

By Chuckles

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Bunny Brew

Why do rabbits love beer?

By Chuckles

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The Aspiring Aviator

My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."

By Chuckles

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Pork Problems

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

By Chuckles

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A Light Snack

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball

By Chuckles

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Culinary Logic

Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs.

By Chuckles

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A Flock of Seagulls

A group of guys with ponytails is called...

By Chuckles

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Anatomical Blasphemy

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

By Chuckles

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Jungle Hide and Seek

A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek...

By Chuckles

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The Impossible Order

A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese...

By Chuckles

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My Son Isn't Mine?

I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.

By LaughParty

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Eight-Armed Envy

What animal do I respect most? The octopus.

By Chuckles

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The DIY Expert's Confession

I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.

By LaughParty

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Vain Twig

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

By Chuckles

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Stormy Weather

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

By Chuckles

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Fitness Trail Motivation

We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail,

By Chuckles

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Calculated Communication

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

By Chuckles

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High Stakes Career

What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?

By Chuckles

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Calendar Envy

What the difference between a calender and you?

By Chuckles

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A Meaty Situation

I've decided to become a raw carnivore...

By Chuckles

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