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Sew Much Swagger

I ripped my pants and had to sew them back up.

The Sweetest Battle in History

I'm reenacting the War of 1812 with 47 gummy bears, so I think the Ambien has finally kicked in.

The Scenic Route Problem

I told my GPS to take me somewhere I've never been before.

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Math Path

Math Path gameplay preview

Take the scenic route to smart.

Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.

Play Math Path

The Buzzfeed Interview

This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed.

Hippocampus Confusion

DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus.

Selective Hearing Heartbreak

My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me.

Embracing the Great Outdoors

It's such a beautiful day...

A Prickly Romance

Did you hear about the blind porcupine?

The Inarticulate Insect

What kind of bee can't be understood?

The Romantic Chore

I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck.

All the King's Horses Were Busy

The difference between me and Humpty Dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves,

Researchers found out

Researchers found out,...

The Bar Brawl

Two guys walked into a bar..

Biblical Construction

It's been raining so much, I have begun the construction on my Ark.

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Uno

Uno gameplay preview

Big colors. Tiny grudges.

Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.

Play Uno

The Ideal Banking Relationship

I am looking for a bank which can perform two things for me.

Vampire Dinner Etiquette

What did the vampire say to her kids?

High Stakes Diving

Synchronized diving would be far more interesting

Anonymous Correspondence

Last night I wrote myself a letter.

Fishy Business

I went out for dinner last night. The Captain's Basket was on special for $7.00.

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