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Tiny House Living

Day One, living in one of those tiny houses: "Well, isn't this quaint?"

By Chuckles

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Interplanetary Travel Plans

It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars.

By Chuckles

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A Fruity Matrimony

Why do melons always have big weddings?

By Chuckles

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A Porky-Pine

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

By Chuckles

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Panickin' Skywalker

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

By Chuckles

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The 3D Save Icon

I showed my son a floppy disk today...

By Chuckles

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A Pine-y Palate

This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree

By Chuckles

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Reptilian Rhythm

What's a snakes favourite dance?

By Chuckles

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The Only Metric That Matters

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...

By Chuckles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

By Chuckles

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Defining Ignorance

Ignorance is not bliss.

By Chuckles

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Chemistry Cat-astrophe

When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience.

By Chuckles

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Growing Up Denied

My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up

By Chuckles

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Feline Consumerism

My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her.

By Chuckles

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The Procrastinator's Motto

Do it tomorrow.

By Chuckles

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Programming Puns

If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.

By Chuckles

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Morning Routine

I may not be getting laid tonight,

By Chuckles

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The Terminator's Workout

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

By Chuckles

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Skeletal Romance

How do skeletons reproduce?

By Chuckles

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Alfred the grate

What English King invented the fireplace?

By Chuckles

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The Billion Dollar Bargain

Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!?

By Chuckles

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