Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Front Lawn Date
I met my girlfriend's dad last weekend, he told me "Anything you do to my daughter I'll do to you on my front lawn!"
Any two-watt bulbs?
Any two-watt bulbs? For what? That'll do. I'll take two. Two what? I thought you didn't have any. Any what?
The Worst Birthday Present
The worst birthday present I ever got was from my grandma when I turned 5. She gave me three socks.
A Far-Fetched Tale
I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.'
Trumpet Logic
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time? Son: Easy.
