Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Shower Time Hazard
What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?
Man choking
Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off*
Dietary Validation
Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me,
Horoscope Honesty
Gives up horoscopes for Lent, then caves and reads one.
Holiday Cricket
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
A Light Case
I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.
Parenting Skills
I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed "take a nap" with "piece of crap"...
The Arctic Ark
Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?
The Honest Husband
A woman asked her husband "what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered,
The Polar Personality
I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!
Festive Searching
What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?