Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Promotion Nobody Wanted
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
Monday's Surprising Motivation
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
Hide-and-Seek Tournament Troubles
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
Cemetery Cell Service Struggles
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Chicken Coops and Their Doors
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
