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The Self-Checkout Machine Suspects Me of Everything
I placed a single banana on the self-checkout scale.
My Smart Speaker Now Sponsors Bedtime
I asked the smart speaker to play a soft lullaby so the baby would fall asleep.
Comic Fiction: Local Cat Declares Cardboard Box a Sovereign Nation
In a totally made-up press conference, a house cat announced that the Amazon box in the living room is now an independent country.
I Finally Used Algebra in Real Life
My teacher promised I'd use algebra someday, so today I solved for X: the number of cookies I could eat before dinner without anyone noticing.
The AI Was Very Confident About My Bibliography
I asked an AI to help with my essay on honesty, and it gave me five excellent sources.
The Rook Has Been Waiting Since Move One
Every chess game, the rook sits in the corner for forty moves like a substitute teacher who wasn't given a lesson plan.
The Prank Grew Up With Us
My brother's classic prank was sticking a note on my back that said 'Kick me.'
Uno
Big colors. Tiny grudges.
Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.
Play Uno
Post Office's 'New Hours' Sign Now Qualifies as a Historical Artifact
Our post office still has a sign announcing its brand new hours. The paper is yellow, and the font is from another era.
Video Game Logic Has Ruined My Respect for Barrels
In video games, I'll smash every pot in a stranger's house looking for spare coins.
Game Trade-In Offer Puts My Childhood Into Perspective
I brought my entire game collection to the store to trade it in.
We Tried a Musical With No Music
We performed a whole musical without any songs, just people dramatically announcing their feelings to a room.
Local Man Outlasted by Automatic Door
In this entirely fictional report, a man spent ten minutes waving at an automatic door that refused to open.
Password Requirements Have Gotten Poetic
The website said my password needed a capital letter, a number, a symbol and a haiku.
Cannon
Aim high. Laugh at the misses.
Choose your angle and power. Land the perfect shot.
Play CannonI Muted the Family Group Chat for One Hour
I needed a little peace and quiet, so I muted the family group chat.
The Great Ice Cream Flavor Arms Race
The ice cream shop in town added a 32nd flavor, so the shop across the street launched a 33rd.
Accidental Choreography in Aisle Five
I tried to pass someone in the grocery aisle. We both stepped left, then right, then left again.
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