Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Bedroom Championship
My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps.
The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop..
And asked them to make him one with everything.
Shipyard Inflation
Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard,
The Universal Bow
What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?
Thor-oughly Disappointed
Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...
Medical Misconduct
What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed?
Patio Furniture Puns
What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?
Social Media Diagnosis
I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter."
The Powerless Move
My signature move is having my phone connected for hours
Time Travel Protest
"What do we want?!" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?!"
Magical Disappearing Act
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?