Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence...
but it's a re-post.
Psychic Wanted
Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client. Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses. Free accommodation. 10 weeks paid leave per year. Company car. Generous pension scheme.
Raccoon Parenting
Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons.
Binman Basics
In my interview for the binman job, I asked if you needed any special training...
I drill for oil
Her: What do you do? Me: I drill for oil. G: That sounds interesting. M: No, it's really... H: Don't do it, I'll leave
Santa's Sharp Ears
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!
A Bug's Life of Crime
While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?
A New Definition
I came up with a new word that means taking someone else's work and passing it off as my own.
Cold Turkey Troubles
The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers...