Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review
Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review:
Snowman's Inquiry
A snowman rings a doorbell and says, "Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a 'snow blower'"
The Russian Eye Exam
A Russian goes for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY. Doctor: Can you read this?
Ancestral Occupations
If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)
The Cat Lady Reservation
Hello, I'd like a reservation for two. Also, what is your policy on cats?
Friday Night Fashion
On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be
The Language Barrier
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands.
Doctor's Visit
I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"
Goatlike Reflexes
I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"
The Polite Descent
What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?
The Secret Ingredient
People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa.
Socially Awkward
Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her?