Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Writer's Block
"My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.." Um, don't you mean "Lava"?
Surprising Brows
I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high.
The Defensive Eater
The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating,
Mint Condition
[candy store] ME: I'd like to return this Tic Tac. CLERK: It looks partially eaten. ME: It's still in...
Bad Habits Die Hard.
Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?
Elevator Awkwardness
I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang.
Sub Sandwich Mix-up
TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...
A Rocking Deal
Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar...
Friday Feelings
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that?