The Smartest Kid in Class
My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.
He said, 'Recess.' Apparently standing outside the classroom door really impressed her.
My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.
He said, 'Recess.' Apparently standing outside the classroom door really impressed her.
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
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