Street Smart Cookie
My mom let the street raise me,
which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster.
My mom let the street raise me,
which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster.
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying*
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