A Very Brief Career Change
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I told him it was a total letdown, and I couldn't handle the ups and downs of the industry.
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I told him it was a total letdown, and I couldn't handle the ups and downs of the industry.
I told my GPS to take me somewhere I've never been before.
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
"No, sweetie. Go back to bed." *waits until daughter is asleep* *grabs red Sharpie*
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