Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Mime Crime
I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night.
Winter Anatomy
What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?
Budgeting Like a Pro
Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart.
The Lincoln Navigator
Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns...
Coffee Shop Trust
Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec.
Oddly Even
Girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... Girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers?
Dim Sum Lighting
What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?
Primate Tactics
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
International Arms Dealer
Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: You're an artificial limb salesman?
Academic Career Paths
What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?
Nobody Likes This
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.