Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Vroomage
Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious?
Military Maneuvers
Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?
Humpty Dumpty's HR Nightmare
All the kings horses and all the kings men
The Ultimate Commitment
I just finished a whole stick chap stick without losing it or replacing it.
The Great Transit Paradox
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large.
Lobster Parenting
The nice thing about getting a pet lobster is that you can always threaten to eat it
Upside Down Snacks
What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?
The punchline comes first.
How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?
Before and After marriage!
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
High-Pitched Resignation
Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?
Parental Remote Control
Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids
Mt. Everest has lost its record status
Mt. Everest has lost its record status
Prehistoric Bathroom Breaks
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?