Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Quantum Dating
What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change?
A Close Shave
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No.
Tree Placement
I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
A Big Mistake
I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day.
Breakfast Blunder
Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed.
Monster Hiccups
What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?
Rural Reception
My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside...
Corporate Leadership
Interviewer: Do you have any experience in a leadership role?
Jury Duty Realities
I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes.