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The Sluggish Snail

I wanted to make my racing snail faster, so I took off its shell.

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Checkers Champion

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

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Witchy Education

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

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Accent Training

Say 'beer can' in a British accent.

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The Sweet Story

Did you hear the joke about the bees?

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Spelling Bee Irony

My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners.

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Short Stature

What is E.T. short for?

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Alphabetical Order

What comes after America?

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Crunching Numbers

Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day.

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Low Standards

I raise the bar

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Investment Question

If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy?

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Hindsight is 2020

I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years.

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The Replacement Plan

Me: You should be nicer to me. You'll never have another dad.

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Extraterrestrial Tableware

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

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Schrodinger's Cat

Schrodinger's Cat is depressed

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Priorities

If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

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Calendar Mastery

It may seem like I have my shit together,

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A Blunt Observation

This surgical knife isn't sharp,

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Culinary Romance

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

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A Forgettable Performance

I was going to buy tickets to see Michael McDonald in concert...

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Homebody Goals

People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.

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