Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Spotty Attendance
A guy calls into work and says, "I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots." The boss asks, "Have you seen a doctor?"
Grammar Warfare
When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.
The Canine Conundrum
What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?
A Standing Ovation
My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help.
Gym Motivation
Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start?
Programmer Problems
Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?
Secondhand Sales
I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work.
The Ice Cream Escape
4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you...
The Musical Angler
What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?
The Blind Man
"Ah, I see," said the blind man as he spat into the wind.
School Ahead
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Exhausting Taylor
Anyone know how long we are supposed to "Shake It Off"?