Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
A Breadless Encounter
I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have.
Pavlov's Costume
Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov.
Deeply Meaningful
My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
French Toast
I saw French toast on the menu at a small restaurant and asked the waitress what the '10% more French' meant.
Botanical Biology
If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid.
A Visionary Investment
I let a blind man borrow some money the other day.
Health Advice
Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day
Canadian Courtesy
How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?
Geometry Anxiety
What did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up?
Ambience or Ambulance?
[first date] "What's wrong?" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] "You mean ambience"