Starbucks really isn't that expensive
When I say I'm gonna take a nap,
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do,
Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom.
Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?
What do golfers do on nights out?
Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on.
My black cat just ate my four leaf clover.
Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
how many people does it take to save the world?
I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over.
Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F?
My house is really small
I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house.
Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP
I know dream catchers don't work
FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar.
What's the best place to hide a body?
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
Did you hear the one about the perfume store?