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The Skeleton Bar

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

Royal Larceny

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Parental Honesty

Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early?

Anesthetic Humor

I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself before my operation.

Timeless Humor

The best thing about adolescent humor...

The Hipster Lightbulb

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Condiment Privacy

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Australian Hygiene

How does an Australian clean his bum?

Garage Sale Surprise

Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had.

The Smart Fridge

I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.

The Camel Conundrum

What do you call a three-humped camel?

A Fishy Romance

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

The Metric Cult

Who does the Metric Cult worship?

Safety First

A horse walks into the bar

The Barista Bandit

Cop: "Can you describe the person who robbed you?"

Drummer's Dilemma

Why was the band late to their gig?

The Desert Mirage

I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided.

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

A Boring Encounter

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked.

Cosmic Spud

What do you call a potato in space?

Supernatural Debt

If you don't pay your exorcist,