LaughParty
Member since February 2026
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The Cat Meeting
I had a meeting with my cat about his behavior. I listed all the things he broke, the food he stole, and the curtains he destroyed.
The Smart Fridge
I bought a smart fridge and now it judges my eating habits.
The Password Requirements
My bank asked me to create a password with at least 8 characters, one uppercase, one lowercase, a number, a special character, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a unicorn.
The Cheese Factory Tour
I went on a tour of a cheese factory last week.
The Dictionary Thief
Someone stole my thesaurus. I have no words for how angry I am.
The GPS Argument
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."
The Broken Pencil
I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil.
The Job Interview
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."
The Claustrophobic Astronaut
Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA?
The Time Traveler Convention
I went to a time traveler convention last week.
The Math Teacher
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
The Parallel Parking Expert
My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that is what she said.
The WiFi Name
My neighbor changed their WiFi name to "Hack this if you can."