The Alarm Clock's Bold Request
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snooze.
Snooze who?
Snooze you later, I'll come back in nine minutes. And then again. And then again.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snooze.
Snooze who?
Snooze you later, I'll come back in nine minutes. And then again. And then again.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
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