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The Principal's Big Announcement
My son came home from school and said his principal called him into the office to tell him he would not have a very bright future ahead of him.
The Polar Personality
I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!
Emergency Confusion
Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born?
Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar?
You'd think the third guy would've ducked.
The Smartest Kid in Class
My son told me he finished all his homework in record time and his teacher said he was 'outstanding.' I asked him what subject it was.